"My husband says if I don't lay off the martini's he's going to leave me. I'm going to miss him!" You know where your priorities are! Available colors and styles are listed in the options below.

Sizes and Materials: All of our garments are now available in s/m, m/l, l/xl and the tank tops and thermals are available in xxl to offer you a more perfect fit. When in doubt, go up to the next size. The tank tops are stretchy 2x1 rib 100% cotton. The long sleeve shirts are soft, stretchy 100% combed cotton. Click here to see our size chart.

LeaveMeB is your source for funny, original, hip, and hot Mom, Maternity, Kids, and Dad tees. We've got the biggest selection of original and funny tees online!

Washing Instructions: Preshrunk 100% cotton, made in the USA. Wash in cold water, hang to dry unless you want it to shrink a tad, in which case dry on low heat in the dryer.