Tired of people gawking at your belly? Insulting unwanted ooglers has never been so easy. Sure you're belly's big, but tell them where it's at with our "I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?" shirt! Available colors are listed in the options below.

Sizes and Materials: Our maternity garments are available in One Size for pregnant women who are regularly sizes 2-10. We use American Apparel XL for our One Size. The long sleeve and short sleeve shirts are soft, stretchy 100% combed cotton. Click here to see our size chart.

LeaveMeB is your source for funny, original, hip, and hot Mom, Maternity, Kids, and Dad tees. We've got the biggest selection of original and funny tees online!

Washing Instructions: Preshrunk 100% cotton, made in the USA. Wash in cold water, hang to dry unless you want it to shrink a tad, in which case dry on low heat in the dryer.